Poetry and villainy get comeuppance at summer melodrama

As an actor, I'm a pretty good writer.

That's why I spend my stage time as a master of ceremonies at the Cheyenne Old-Fashioned Melodrama each summer. As one of the emcees, I fire up the crowd and keep the action moving. I occasionally do battle with hecklers or, during Cheyenne Frontier Days, drunken hecklers. I'm big and I'm loud, two important assets for any melodrama emcee.

The melodrama this year was written by Brooks Reeves and Rory Mack. It's called "The Rhyming Rapscallion" and centers around Tallen and Truly Handsome's shame at raising a son (Hardly) who wants to be a poet. His father, you see, wants Hardly to go into the family business of saving damsels in distress. He'd rather write poetry all day. Wouldn't we all! As always, there's the villain (BOO!) by the name of Dirk Degenerate and the villainess (HISS!) Shirley Take, or Miss Take if you prefer.

It's raucous fun. Just when it appears that Dirk Degenerate may win the day, there's the chase scene, the reversal of fortune, and the good guys triumph in the end, just as in real life. There are can-can dancers, too, and olio performances between acts.

"The Rhyming Rapscallion" or "A Tale that Goes from Bad to Verse" or "Dirk and Tallen Handsome" (a multitude of titles!) opens at Cheyenne's Historic Atlas Theatre on Friday, July 11, 7 p.m. For complete schedule, go to http://www.cheyennelittletheatre.org/.

Cheyenne protests McCain's big-oil ties

Cheyenne’s “Day of Action for an Oil-Free President” rally will take place at 8th & Warren Ave. On Wednesday, July 9, 5 p.m. Hosted by Cheyenne’s Moveon.org Council. Meet at the southeast corner of Lion’s Park at the corner of 8th & Warren Ave. Host is Kate Wright. RSVP at http://pol.moveon.org/event/events/event.html?event_id=48246&id=13158-1460962-qsIhRex&t=4

Save those stimulus checks for heating bills

Are you ready for gargantuan home heating bills this winter? Rob Hurless, energy adviser to Wyoming Gov. Dave Freudenthal, predicts that those bills could rise 30-70 percent. "It's pretty gruesome," he said in an Associated Press story.

Hurless and other state officials say consumers should prepare now, because the first heating bill after a cold snap this fall could be a real shock.

Chris Petrie, chief counsel for the Wyoming Public Service Commission, said there are a number of reasons for the rising price of natural gas. Among them, he said natural gas is tied to the price of oil. People in other parts of the country are changing from heating oil to natural gas. Many global contracts for natural gas are tied to oil prices.

In addition, he said fewer coal-burning power plants are being built because of environmental concerns. He said energy companies are turning more to natural gas to run their turbines.

Less natural gas is available for import, Hurless said. He said Canada is using natural gas to heat oil shale to make petroleum, while the Middle East and Asia are consuming more of their gas."If there is a message here, it's check the windows and do all you can to winterize now," he said.

So, the lack of a comprehensive national energy policy once again comes back to bite us in the ass.

Once I'm finished blaming the usual suspects (I'm looking at you, Bush and Cheney), I'm going to take a long hard look in the mirror and wonder why that guy didn't do more on the conservation side.

McCainosaurus stalks the streets of Denver

In this Denver Post photo, an unsuspecting Denverite screams in horror when confronted by a McCainosaurus at today's town hall meeting. She was even more shocked later when the saurian interloper began to speak, roaring a litany of crazy old dino ideas: privatizing Social Security, cutting Medicare and Medicaid, building a nuclear or coal-burning power plant in every backyard, continuing tax cuts for the rich, and staying in Iraq for 100 years. "That's crazy talk," the woman allegedly said. "Run for your lives!" The McCainosaurus devoured her, and then rampaged with his mate along Denver's 16th Street Mall.

DNCC chooses Mile High Stadium for Obama nomination speech

This just in from the Democratic National Convention Committee:

Breaking the mold of traditional political Conventions, the Democratic National Convention Committee (DNCC) today announced that Senator Barack Obama will accept the Democratic nomination for President of the United States at Denver's INVESCO Field at Mile High. INVESCO Field can accommodate more than 75,000 people and will be the site of the 2008 Democratic Convention's final day of programming on Thursday, August 28, 2008.

"The Democratic Party is nominating a true change candidate this August, and it is only fitting that we make some big changes in how we put on the Convention," said Governor Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). "Senator Obama's candidacy has generated an enormous amount of excitement and interest, not only in the Democratic Party but also in the 2008 Convention. By bringing the last night of the Convention out to the people, we will be able to showcase Barack Obama's positive, people-centered vision for our country in a big way."

Rising prices put a dent in WYO politicians' travel budgets

Casper’s Keith Goodenough announced through The Underdog Report e-mail newsletter that he will officially launch his campaign for U.S. Senate on July 10, which is "Statehood Day." He plans to conduct weekly podcasts on Sunday evenings. He says that he will "invite my opponent to be a part of each and every one of them. I doubt that he will accept, but with enough voter pressure he might."

To get on Goodenough’s mailing list, drop him a line at citizen@citizengoodenough.com.

He also said this:

In order for the Wyoming Democratic Party to advance, we must be in the lead in using new technologies, and this should be one. Think of the potential if primary races in the WyoDem Party were conducted to a large degree via podcasts!

The advantages would be numerous. Politics should be about logic, and with unlimited 'airtime' on the computer a candidate like myself would have the time to fully flesh out a platform for the voters. The cost in time and money for a candidate to get around the state would be minimal. The money saved could be used in the General Election. Wyoming Democratic voters could be convince to listen to their computers in their own homes to really get a bead on the candidates, plus they could call in with their questions, comments and viewpoints.

This tech approach to campaigning is a great idea, considering gas prices and lodging prices ($110 a night in Rock Springs -- if you can find a vacancy). It does create a quandary in a state where personal contact among candidates and citizens is considered a God-given right. We're touchy-feely that way. Gary Trauner came close to beating Barbara Cubin in 2006 because he walked the neighborhoods and knocked on almost every door. He also hit rural areas, where space between neighbors is measured in miles. Unlike Goodenough, Trauner does not have a primary challenger, so all of his funding can go to the general election campaign against whomever Republican voters choose.

But here’s a fact that all of us independent-minded, behemoth-driving, outdoor-loving Wyomingites will have to face: gas prices are high and will only get higher. Driving everywhere will drive your budget into the ground. So what are the alternatives in a state that lacks a public transportation network? You tell me.

Victory Garden bearing fruit

My Victory Garden is coming along nicely. Thanks for asking. Three tomato plants in clay pots lined up against my south fence. I documented the dicey early stages of their existence on June 16 and 24. Almost lost them to a late freeze. But now they’re thriving, gulping water in this semi-arid climate like there’s no tomorrow (can you hear the sprinkler in the background?).

I began with three six-inch plants and now the German Striped and Gold Currant plants are climbing out of their cages. The Zapotec plant was getting tall and stringy so I lopped off the top half in the hopes that it will fill out below and create some blossoms. None yet. No blossoms as of this morning on the German Striped, either. I’m beginning to worry. Lots of blossoms on the Gold Currant, with tiny cherry tomatoes busting out all over (see photo).

Several tomato-growing friends were over the Fourth of July and they told me not to worry about the plants, that the blossoms will be along by-and-by. One friend told the story of her uncle in Kearney, Nebraska, who keeps his tomato patch growing even though his kids have grown up and moved away. He has a caged enclosure "the size of a VW bus" that grows big juicy tomatoes that he gives away to neighbors and the doctors and nurses and staff at the local hospital, a place where he and his wife are spending more time lately. There’s something about the gift of a big red tomato that satisfies some ancient urge in us. A zucchini doesn’t mean as much, probably because they can grow themselves. Same with summer squash or green beans. Tomatoes are difficult, especially at this altitude and in this climate. Someone in Cheyenne gives you a ripe homegrown tomato, and you know that person is a friend. Or more. My wife likes flowers, but this former tomato-spurning person now swoons at the sight of a homegrown tomato.

Meanwhile, the morning paper carries news that salmonella-tainted tomatoes have sickened 943 people in the U.S. Not bad, really, when you think of the millions of Americans who eat tomatoes. Unless it happens to you, and then one case of salmonella is too many. This looks like a case for "CSI-Produce Posse" as authorities have begun to suspect other ingredients used in salsa, such as jalapeno and Serrano peppers and cilantro. It might have rushed to judgement on the tomatoes. "Tomatoes are the leading suspect," the story says, "although other produce is being investigated."

Isn’t that always the way it is. The authorities always pick on the big round shiny red fruit before they investigate their green accomplices from the veggie kingdom.

As goes Butte (MT), so goes Cheyenne (WY)

Sen. Barack Obama spent the Fourth of July in Butte, Montana, which says something about his hopes about winning at least some of the Rocky Mountain states in November.

Here's an excerpt from today's story by Mike Dennison in the Billings Gazette:

BUTTE -- At events more likely to host a candidate for county sheriff than president, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama spent a sunny Fourth of July here Friday, driving home his message than if he can win in Montana this fall, he can win almost anywhere.

"If you stand with me and walk with me and vote just four months from now, we will have won Montana and we will have won everywhere else," he told a cheering crowd at an outdoor picnic on the Montana Tech campus in Butte. "We are going to change this country and we are going to change the world."

Forest Service gets its fight with Rainbows

The U.S. Forest Service office in Wyoming has been spoiling for a fight with the Rainbow Family since its leaders refused to move the site of its annual gathering because it was located near a Boy Scout summer project.

As if Wyoming doesn't have enough of an image problem. Picking a fight with the peace-and-love Rainbow Family is like, well, the schoolyard bully picking on the skinny long-haired kid who wears retro-60s clothes and listens to Green Day.

According to a lead-off article in this morning's Casper Star-Tribune, the Forest Service got its fight:

http://www.casperstartribune.com/articles/2008/07/05/homepage_lead/doc486f88a0700fc081116263.txt


UPDATE (July 6): The American Civil Liberties Union plans to investigate how federal law enforcement officers treated members of the Rainbow Family during their annual gathering this year in western Wyoming. Linda Burt, executive director of the ACLU in Wyoming, said Saturday that her organization plans to accept collect calls from Rainbow Family members for the next two weeks to hear how law enforcement treated them (from CST wire and staff reports).

Where will we be on Fourth of July 2009?

The fireworks show began a little behind schedule. That was fine with me, as my wife Chris, daughter Annie and I had just cleaned up from our annual Fourth of July Party and Bocce Ball Tournament. Chris was tired after a long day, so Annie and I walked to the corner to watch the show from the lawn of the Word of Life evangelical church. We gazed to the southwest, over the Air Guard base with its burgeoning fleet C-130s and choppers.

We saw nothing special, as far as fireworks go. But I kept wondering about Fourth of July 2009. Pres. Obama will be in the midst of his sixth month in office. Will he be removing U.S. troops from Iraq? One to two brigades a month, as he promised in speeches all over the country? Or will he have caved to political expediency? It’s easy making promises in front of 15,000 cheering Wyomingites in March in Laramie. It’s hard to make good on those promises once you’re the chief of the world’s super power, with lobbyists and legislators and citizens yapping at your heels every moment of every day.

It was the fervor of the antiwar crowd that vaulted Barack Obama to the Democratic Party nomination. Yes, it was also the economy stupid – rising gas prices, unemployment and all the rest. And the venality of the Republicans. And blatant mismanagement of the government. But it was the "Out of Iraq" crowd that made the difference for Obama. We pushed and pulled and cajoled. We could not support Hillary Clinton because of her votes on the war. That was the big difference between Barack and Hillary. Barack against the war, Hillary for it. Yes, she made statements to the contrary, but her votes and quotes are on the record.

With bombs bursting in air, I thought about John McCain. Warrior, senator, Westerner, old guy. He’d seen rockets rising to meet him during combat runs over North Vietnam. One of them tore through his plane and made him a P.O.W. He used to be a straight talker but is no longer. He hasn’t yet met a Bush policy he doesn’t like – or endorse. A Pres. McCain will never get us out of Iraq.

My reverie ended with the fireworks. When I looked around, Annie was gone and I was sitting on the grass with groups of disbanding strangers. In four months, we all troop to the polls and vote. Wyoming will go McCain’s way, but I’m voting for Obama, even though my vote gets lost among the electoral votes. Obama will win. I’ll wait at least until the fireworks go off this time next year to begin the criticism.

FMI: http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/wyhome

Quiet neighborhood, low crime rate

Our neighborhood is relatively quiet and crime-free. Occasionally, teens tear down our street on the way to the high school. A neighbor got busted for firing fireworks within city limits last Fourth of July. Late on summer nights, somewhere nearby, an annoying dog barks until its owner comes home.

Nothing major to report to the Crime Blotter. Cheyenne, in general, has a low crime rate. The Wyoming Tribune-Eagle tried to scare us about street gangs with a recent series of stories accompanied by colorful headlines. Gang-like graffiti is popping up all over town, which led city leaders to declare a gang alert. Not sure what that is, but it sounds serious. City maintenance crews are scrubbing graffiti from city property but private property owners are on their own. Some perpetrator even tagged the state parking garage downtown. A big colorful tag on the wall inside the second floor. It can't be seen from the street. I would venture that not many gang members are out the claim a parking garage as their turf. Maybe it's a new trend.

I was surprised yesterday when I came home for lunch and found police cruisers swarming the neighborhood. I spied one idling in the dead-end street that runs by my house. I wandered out to get some info. "Armed robbery at the Cenex station," said the policeman. "Seen anybody?" I told him I just got home. "Let us know if you do," he said, and then drove off. As I sat on my couch munching a sandwich, I saw several police cars pass. On the way back to work, I drove by the Cenex station and at least five police cars were on the scene, one with its lights flashing.

This morning's paper said that the robber was "a Caucasian man of average height and weight" dressed in a cowboy hat and a flowered shirt. Many residents fit this profile once Cheyenne Frontier Days begins later this month. But, as a rule, a white guy in a cowboy hat and flowered shirt waving a semi-automatic pistol and running down one of the town's busiest streets attracts attention. But nobody claims to have seen him. Same with me and my neighbors. Nobody saw him.

This is the second time in the past five years that the Cenex station has been robbed. The first time, the robber ran through the park across the street from our old house. My daughter and her friend were out in the playground after school. They saw the guy put something under the Dry Creek bridge, and then tear off to the West. The police arrived a few minutes later and brought down the robber. My daughter and her friend told me about the bridge and I told the police and that's where they found the loaded gun. I'm glad it wasn't the kids who did the finding....

As I said, a pretty quiet neighborhood.

Are the Republican dinosaurs awakening?

Aaron Owens, head honcho of the Gary Trauner campaign, send us all a letter today contending that the Republican dinosaurs that rule Wyoming are waking up to the threat Trauner poses to the established order. Here's the letter:

Dear Fellow Trauner Supporter:

We need your help! And no... I'm not asking for money. I'm asking for time.

We all know that career politicians think they are entitled to any office they choose, and Republican Party leaders are having a rough time this year accepting that Wyoming favors Gary Trauner for our lone U.S. House seat. They are looking for anything to discredit and defeat Gary.

Gary has been campaigning non-stop for several months now, winning votes (from Republicans, Independents, and Democrats, alike) at every VFW hall, American Legion, senior center, and school campus he visits.
It is clear from the reactions of voters of all political stripes that Wyoming is ready for change, ready for a fighter who puts our country back on the right track.

It is clear that two more years of career politician leadership just like Barbara Cubin will leave us in a heap of trouble.

Now the Republican Party leadership is waking up and seeing a mass exodus of their former supporters - Republicans, Independents, and even some conservative Democrats who are fed up with the Republicans same old career politician tricks. So how are they fighting back? By mobilizing their base, making phone calls, knocking on doors, and attending events on behalf of Republican candidates. More and more signs are appearing, more and more floats are appearing, and more and more phone calls are being made. Republicans are running scared, and they are running hard. They will not let Gary into our U.S. House seat without a fight.

Now for the GOOD NEWS...

Team Trauner has MORE supporters calling, MORE supporters knocking on doors, MORE donors, MORE floats and event booths, and MORE passion! Here in Cheyenne, we are launching Phase 3 of our campaign today.

YOU are the core of Phase 3, because 90% of our energy and efforts will have to come from volunteers like yourself.

Bryan and I will be calling you to listen to you about where your interests are, and how you will help send Gary to Congress.

We have a field campaign schedule that we will use for the next few weeks. Please consider where you might fit in. Can you join one shift a week? Maybe even two or three?

We are looking forward to hearing about your interests and passions in this campaign. Talk to ya' soon!

All Great Things,
Aaron Owens
Senior Field
Organizer
Trauner For Congress
307-399-0898
aaron@TraunerForCongress.com

I just donated $25 for Trauner so he can claim my grassroots support for the year's second quarter. You can do the same. Think about it -- you have until midnight.

Trauner volunteers were out in force Saturday in Cheyenne for SuperDay. Aaron and his young cohorts, and a cadre of Boomers. We signed up volunteers for the campaign, and gave out Trauner stickers to entire families. Most people willingly accepted a sticker from a Democrat, although a few drew back in horror. I wandered over to the Rick Kaysen for Mayor table. Rick's a Republican with a solid business background. His wife Diane is a moderate Republican (we used to work together at the Wyoming Arts Council) and their daughter is an unabashed Obama supporter. Rick has some good ideas for growth and wants to see a thriving downtown. I agreed to haul around a Rick Kaysen for Mayor water bottle, mainly because I was thirsty. But I also enjoyed talking to him.

Two other mayoral candidates were on hand -- Joe Dougherty and Jayne Mockler. Joe's my neighbor. He used to work for Mayor Pando and now runs the city's bus system. His signs are an appealing green and they bear a shamrock. They are propagating like weeds around the neighborhood and I'm betting that Joe will be dropping by before long to see if I want one for my lawn.

Jayne Mockler's a Democrat and just spent her last term in the Wyoming State Legislature. She gave away packages of peanut M&Ms with her fliers, which immediately got my attention. She's a serious candidate, with some good ideas for proving up Cheyenne. But I'm taking a serious look at all six mayoral candidates. I'm not opposed to voting for Republican for local offices. Mayor Spiker's an evangelical and a Republican and he's done a pretty good job of running the city.

I have until the Aug. 19 primaries to decide.

Live from Jackson: It's "Meet the Govs"

As Tom Brokaw wrapped up this morning's "Meet the Press" interview with Gov. Dave Freudenthal and Gov. Bill Ritter, he reminded the audience that the show was not filmed on a set. Out the window was a view of the Tetons -- the real thing. A gorgeous blue-sky image, with just a hint of a haze from Western wildfires burning in Colorado and California.

"Meet the Press" is in Jackson Hole for the annual Western Governors Association conference, which starts today. Ritter and Freudenthal were up first, and then Brokaw promised us Rep. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger from California later in the show. The theme of the day was the West's possible influence in the 2008 elections. To point out the political oddity that the West has become, Freudenthal pointed out that Schwarzenegger, the Republican, was more liberal that most of the Democrats elected as governors in the Intermountain West.

But back to the environment. Wildfires are not exclusively a Western issue -- just look at what happened last year in Georgia and Florida. But summers in the West means fires, whether we're in the midst of a drought or one of the wettest years in recent memory. Periodic fires existed here long before people did, and climate change, drought, and booming populations just make them worse, or at least more spectacular to the media.

Land use issues include wildfires, oil & gas drilling, water rights, wildlife management, and a host of others. As Freudenthal said this morning, the states have been cooperating on these issues for a long time, but "there's no federal partner. With this administration, the only resources they want to maximize are oil and gas."

They're maximizing them at a heady rate, with new wells going in daily in sensitive environments around the West. Oil companies are anticipating a change in the regulations with the November elections. Those changes may be huge.

Brokaw asked about V.P. Dick Cheney, who lives in Jackson Hole. Do his low approval numbers nationally hold true in Wyoming?

"Wyoming people ask, 'What happened to Dick Cheney?' " said Freudenthal. He noted that Cheney had a strong reputation as an able state legislator and U.S. Congressional rep. "His standing has declined in Wyoming," he added.

Cheney's not exactly persona non grata -- this is his home state -- but when he returns, he's not exactly treated like a homeboy hero. He's shuttled from place to place in armor-plated vehicles surrounded by Secret Service. Last week in Casper, he dropped in out of the sky to a Republican fund-raiser and then was whisked away back to his secret bunker somewhere in D.C. He comes with all the security trappings of a Third World dictator.

But Thermopolis-born-and-raised Freudenthal, more a native son than Cheney who was born in Nebraska, knows that political realities can change over time. "We'll end up being proud of Dick Cheney," he told Brokaw.

I've never been proud of Cheney and his Neanderthal politics. But Freudenthal is in this for the long haul. As he noted earlier in the interview, the state is 67 percent Republican and the last Democrat Wyoming voted for in a presidential race was Lyndon Johnson in 1964. Freudental received a lot of Republican votes in his two election runs and he'll also need those votes if he ever runs for the U.S. House or Senate. Don't know if he will, but who can tell?

Gov. Dave and Gov. Bill on "Meet the Press"

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Tom Brokaw will interview Wyoming Gov. Dave Freudenthal and Colorado Gov. Bill Ritter on NBC's "Meet the Press" on Sunday. Some of the show will be taped today at Jackson Hole Golf and Tennis Resort.

"The West: Battleground 2008," is the topic of the show. Freudenthal and Ritter -- both Democrats -- will be discussing crucial issues in the November election. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican governor of California, will also be on the show but his part will be taped at another location.

The govs are in Jackson for the annual Western Governors Association meeting, which begins on Sunday. Brokaw will be speaking at the conference.

While the WGA includes governors of both parties, it is cool to note that all the govs on the Rocky Mountain Front are Democrats: Freudenthal, Ritter, Schweitzer (Mont.), and Richardson (N.M.). While that doesn't necessarily translate into a Democratic victory in November's presidential race, it does mean that Dems in those states have an ally in the state house. And all of these governors know how to work with the opposition because they have to. That goes double for Wyoming.

FMI: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3898804/

War spending includes G.I. Bill funds

Was it worth it?

Congress has passed a new funding bill for our foreign misadventures and Pres. Bush says he will sign it. It funds the Iraq War until this time next year, when Pres. Obama will have to deal with it.

On the plus side, the bill includes funding of Sen. James Webb's 21st Century G.I. Bill. Sen. Webb did a fine job assembling supporters from both sides of the aisle, although that didn't include Sen. John Barrasso and Sen. Mike Enzi of Wyoming. They voted for the war spending bill, but they had to, didn't they? They've supported Bush's war from the beginning and they're not about to waiver now, even when it includes "extras" such as the G.I. Bill.

Here's Sen. Webb's statement on the legislation:

“Today, the Senate took a final historic step toward a modern and fair educational benefit for the men and women who have served honorably since 9/11. This bill properly responds to the needs of those who answered the call of duty to our country—those who moved toward the sound of the guns—often at great sacrifice.

“Eighteen months ago, we began with the simple concept that those who have been serving since 9/11 should have the same opportunity for a first class educational future as those who served during World War II. Today, we have accomplished that goal.

“I would like to emphasize that this is not simply an expansion of veterans’ educational benefits. This is a new program, a deserved program. It has now been nearly seven years since 9/11 -- seven years since those who have been serving in our military began earning the right for a proper wartime GI Bill.

“We have delivered this new, robust GI Bill with a great deal of collaboration and cooperation among members of the Senate, members of the House, and with the guidance and support of all of our nation’s leading veterans’ groups.

“There are no politics here. This is about taking care of the people who have taken care of us. I am looking forward to the President living up to his word, and
signing this legislation at his earliest opportunity.”

To download an audio clip of Senator Webb at today’s GI Bill press conference, please go to: http://demradio.senate.gov/actualities/webb/webb080626.mp3

Sen. Webb is being a bit disingenuous. Of course the bill was all about politics. Bush & Co. have shamelessly neglected our veterans. Remember the Walter Reed Medical Center fiasco? And the rash of suicides by combat veterans? The G.I. Bill was a way to get veteran's educational benefits out of an administration that finds oodles of money for warfare but can't be bothered by its aftermath. So, we have the irony of an appropriations bill that funds more international mayhem while it allows its military survivors to receive a proper education.

This legislation also signals the dismal failure of the Democrats in the House and Senate to end this war.

Obama office to open in Wyoming?

Politico.com reported on Wednesday that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama plans to set up offices in Wyoming and other red states "that would otherwise be written off as lost causes." This according to Obama's deputy campaign manager, Steve Hildebrand.

"Hildebrand's plans underscore the unusual scope and ambition of Obama's campaign, which can relatively cheaply extend its massive volunteer and technological resources into states which won't necessarily produce electoral votes," according to Politico.com. The tactic probably won't persuade the two-thirds of Wyoming's registered voters who are Republicans to cast their ballots for the first-term Illinois senator.

Rather, it's intended to inspire Obama's supporters to work for federal, state and local Democratic candidates in the state, Wyoming Democratic Party Director Bill Luckett said Wednesday.

We have lots of Democrats running for office on all levels. It may be true, as Bill Luckett said, that an Obama presence in Wyoming could have a coattail effect. But I think it goes farther than that. Obama can win the popular vote and our state's measly three electoral votes. We registered 3,000 new Democratic voters before the statewide caucuses. We need to get them all out to vote in the primary Aug. 19 and in the general election. Obama's team that dropped into the state last winter showed us the way.

The State of the Nation is horrible. Bush and Cheney (Wyoming's favorite son) put us in the hole we're in. His allies in this cause were Wyoming's Congressional delegation, all Republicans. They all need to be voted out.

SuperDay brings out the candidates

My wife, daughter, and I will be staffing the Gary Trauner booth Saturday at the 26th annual SuperDay in Cheyenne's Lions Park. Not sure where the booth will be located, but just keep wandering and you'll find us. I expect that all of Gary Trauner's Republican opponents also will have booths. The odds seem to favor Cynthia Lummis as Gary's Repub challenger for Wyoming's lone U.S. House seat.

My guess is that there may be more political booths than those selling wind chimes. We have six mayoral candidates as well as a slew of people running for the state legislature. Both U.S. Senate seats are up for grabs, so the challengers (all Dems) may be on hand. The primary will be held Aug. 19. By my count, that makes for 52 days of campaigning. It goes fast....

Victory Garden 2008 Update

Finally transferred my three tomato plants (a.k.a. "Victory Garden 2008") outdoors Saturday. I'd repotted them and placed them outside the first time on the first 80-degree day of the spring, only to see them buffeted the next day by 60-mile-per-hour winds that pushed the wind chill to freezing. A handful of leaves froze, some stems snapped, so I transferred the plants back to the kitchen window.

I waited until I was sure the winds and the cold was over, and then sneaked them outside under cover of a moonless night. I have a couple small tomatoes on the Gold Currant bush, and a few blooms popping out on the others. Now comes fertilizer, water, TLC, and the ever-loving sun. But not hail. Let's hope there's no hail.

I ran into Karen McManus of Wolf Creek Farms at today's farmers' market in Cheyenne. She's the one who sold me the tomato plants a month ago. She had more plants, cherry tomatoes, with lots of fruit popping out all over. I was tempted to buy them all, but I have my hands full with the three I already have. I did buy some of her spinach, which she picks off her plants daily and hauls to various markets. She also sold me some garlic tops (can't remember the formal name), the part that she used to clip off the garlic plant and toss away until they became the hot new thing in the modern chef's kitchen. She advised me to chop them up and use them instead of chopped garlic cloves. "Great flavor," she said. I'm in favor of that.

She will soon have peas and beans on her Wellington, Colo., farm. She advised that I keep popping in on Tuesday to see what's next on the menu. I bought some baguettes and cheddar-onion rolls from Sara's Breads, the best subversive bakery in these parts. She's hosting Massachusetts folk-rock duo Sweet Wednesday during their Rocky Mountain tour, and they were on hand playing for the hungry multitudes. They played this morning on Wyoming Public Radio. Music to fit a farmers' market.

"Elephant Tipping Made Easy"

There's a new activity in town for all of you Wyoming Democrats who thought that cow tipping was the ultimate in contact sports.

Elephant tipping is sweeping the nation and has finally come to the Cowboy State. On Tuesday, June 24, 7 p.m., Mike Bell will discuss "Elephant Tipping Made Easy" at the monthly meeting of the Laramie County Democrats at the Historic Plains Hotel in downtown Cheyenne.

Learn the five foolproof ways to get the drop on your local pachyderm. Most Dems mistakenly try to sneak up on elephants -- the stealth approach. As it turns out, the direct head-on encounter is best. Stare the beast in his beady eyes and be aggressive, even when the elephant lashes out with his trunk or tries to crush you with his massive feet. Stand your ground and bellow "E Pluribus Unum" at the tops of your lungs. That -- and eye contact -- will make the beast back down. He will be gentle as a lamb, and you can tilt him over on his backside as if he were made of feathers. He will jump up, tuck his tail between his legs, and retreat into the jungle from whence he came, never to bother civilized society again.

If I give too much away on these pages, you won't bother to come out and learn the other skills involved in "Elephant Tipping Made Easy." See you Tuesday night.

NOTICE: No elephants were hurt during the composing of this blog post. No donkeys, either. The Laramie County Democrats and the Wyoming Democratic Party do not condone the so-called sport of cow tipping or elephant tipping or any other kind of pastime in which an animal is upended.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: No harm to actual animals was intended. All references to elephants are purely metaphoric.

Denver demonstrators: Don't tase me, bro!

Black helicopters sighted circling downtown Denver.

Denver police stocking up on pepper-spray guns and extended-ray tasers.

Not just the bad dreams of lefty conspiracy wonks. These stories come from the headlines of Denver daily newspapers. According to The Denver Post, Blackhawk helicopters conducted a drill over Denver the other day, shocking Yuppies sipping espresso on their rooftop patios. And then there's the police order for "88 Mark IV launchers and projectiles." The weapon fires plastic balls filled with a substance "like a combination of cayenne pepper and baby powder." A spokesman for the manufacturer says that this can incapacitate people like pepper spray, but it avoids some of the "more severe reactions."

Not to mention you could use the cayenne pepper to spice up your burrito and the baby powder can soothe skin chapped by the eruption of your tear ducts and mucous membranes.

All this for the August gathering of Democrats -- and street demonstrations planned by groups such as Recreate 68.

This was in the Rocky Mountain News:

The city received a $50 million federal grant for security. A senior adviser to Mayor John Hickenlooper has said the city plans to spend up to half that amount on equipment, with the rest going to pay officers.

But the city has refused to disclose how it is spending the money, prompting the American Civil Liberties Union last month to file a civil lawsuit.

The court filing alleges the city is violating the Colorado Open Records Act.

City officials say releasing the information is "contrary to the public interest" because it could disclose important tactical information, potentially jeopardizing security.

A city spokesperson could not be reached for comment Monday. Meanwhile, speculation about what the city is buying has run rampant.

Some organizers of protest groups believe police are buying extended-range Tasers and weapons that incapacitate people with high-intensity sound.

The Denver Police Department is notorious for snooping on peaceniks. This goes a few steps beyond that.

I've been pepper-sprayed and tear-gassed, and neither was any fun. Most of the time I was a not-quite-innocent bystander, but not always.

This is going to be one exciting time in Denver. Glad I'll be there recording it via my blog.