McCainosaurus stalks the streets of Denver

In this Denver Post photo, an unsuspecting Denverite screams in horror when confronted by a McCainosaurus at today's town hall meeting. She was even more shocked later when the saurian interloper began to speak, roaring a litany of crazy old dino ideas: privatizing Social Security, cutting Medicare and Medicaid, building a nuclear or coal-burning power plant in every backyard, continuing tax cuts for the rich, and staying in Iraq for 100 years. "That's crazy talk," the woman allegedly said. "Run for your lives!" The McCainosaurus devoured her, and then rampaged with his mate along Denver's 16th Street Mall.