Idea: Let's ask the Iraqis for a loan

I know where we can get the money for the Wall Street bailout. China's tapped out and even the Saudis are losing their shirts in the international markets. Most of our money's actually already been spent on the Iraq War, but if we stop now, and then plead with the Iraqis to reimburse us for our expenses thus far (they have plenty of dough saved up), we can just about cover the $700 billion, give or take.

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