Who's the next Dick-Cheney-in-waiting?

Word comes this morning that Dick Cheney, Wyoming's not-so-favorite son, may skip the Republican National Convention Sept. 1-4 in St. Paul, Minn. Perhaps he'll be hiding out in his Jackson redoubt.

But there is a new Dick Cheney lurking amongst us. John McCain (McBush) will require his own Dick Cheney. What will he be like? Will he have a forked tongue and long tail? And how will he attempt to subvert the Constitution and destroy the world?

Keep track of all the shenanigans at thenextcheney.com.