Speaking at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast on Thursday, Pres. Bush urged attendees to respect the ‘culture of life.’ "Said Bush: "We must continue to work for a culture of life where the strong protect the weak and where we recognize in every human life the image of our creator."
Later, Bush and Sister Miriam Catherine Theresa Jean D'Arc (pictured) had a big laugh after the good sister smacked the president with a ruler for being such a freakin’ hypocrite.
"What about the 500,000 dead and maimed civilians in Iraq?"
WHACK!
"What about the 30,000 dead and maimed G.I.s you sent to that unjust war?"
SMACK!
"What about the poor of New Orleans, killed in Hurricane Katrina?"
SMACK!
"What about all the Death Row inmates you fried while Governor of Texas? Don’t you know the church opposes the death penalty?
WHACK! SMACK!
"What about the genocide you refuse to stop in Darfur?"
SMACK!
"What about...."
"I surrender, Sister. I’ll be a good boy from now on."
That really tickled the good sister's funny bone. She joined the prez in hearty laughter. Then smacked him once more for good measure.
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