Now that the Telluride Town Council has voted 6-1 to impeach me and some other guy who works in my office, I’m taking a break from all my other ongoing projects (amassing emergency stockpile of fresh baby blood, perfecting my acid-waterboarding technique) to find a suitable act of revenge for this poor-man’s Aspen.
Did he mean to say a "poor-man's Jackson?" He knows Jackson a lot better than he knows Aspen. His mountain redoubt is located somewhere outside this Wyoming mountain town, where median home prices just reached the $1 million level. Mortgage crisis? What mortgage crisis?
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