Ethanol rules the Hinterlands

Me and Dubya have this sticker on the bumpers of our respective vehicles (his an 8 m.p.g. gas-fueled limo and mine a 2000 Yuppie Detroit-made minivan with 79,000 miles):

Which one of our bumper stickers is telling the truth? You decide.

Editor's Note: The ethanol motto "the future of clean air" has nothing to do with President Bush's "Clear Skies Initiative" of a few years back. The former phrase is actually true, as ethanol produces far lower emission levels that gasoline. The latter phrase about "clear skies" was good for a few laughs.